If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Criminal Hall of Shame
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A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...