Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....