Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...