Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...