Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...