Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...