The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...