Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...