Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
JokesGalore News Wire…
“Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire…”According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis...
The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.