Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...