Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...