There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...