Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Mysteries of T.V.
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...