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Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Is that your horse?
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The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...