Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...