You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...