Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...