Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...