Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...