Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...