Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...