A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...