Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...