Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.