Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
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Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...