The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...