Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.