A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...