Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...