What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...