I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.