Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...