Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
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Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
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Definitions of Children
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Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...