Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...