Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...