Comeback Lines!
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Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
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Blind deer jokes
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Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
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A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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Chain Letter Type IV
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