The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...