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A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
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Blind Man
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The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
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