Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
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When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Crackers
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Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Medical terminology
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Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”