Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...