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There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
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One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
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Is Windows a Virus
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Two Quickies.
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A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!