Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...