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Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
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Excess billing hours
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The “Perfect” Day!
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Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
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Palindromes
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