ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Heaven playing sports
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Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Password selection rules
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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...