WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...