Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...