fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...