Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...