Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...