What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!